2:T1e57, (function arcadeBootRecovery() { "use strict"; var RELOAD_KEY = "mikeys-arcade-boot-reload-v1"; var RELOAD_PARAMETER = "arcade-reload"; var RELOAD_WINDOW_MS = 120000; var PANEL_ID = "arcade-startup-recovery"; var root = document.documentElement; var recovering = false; function memoryStorage() { var values = Object.create(null); return { getItem: function (key) { return Object.prototype.hasOwnProperty.call(values, key) ? values[key] : null; }, setItem: function (key, value) { values[key] = String(value); }, removeItem: function (key) { delete values[key]; }, clear: function () { values = Object.create(null); }, key: function (index) { return Object.keys(values)[index] || null; }, get length() { return Object.keys(values).length; } }; } function makeStorageSafe(name) { try { var storage = window[name]; var probe = "__mikeys_arcade_storage_probe__"; storage.setItem(probe, "1"); storage.removeItem(probe); return storage; } catch (error) { var fallback = memoryStorage(); try { Object.defineProperty(window, name, { configurable: true, value: fallback }); } catch (ignored) { // The recovery marker also lives in the URL, so a locked storage API cannot cause a reload loop. } return fallback; } } makeStorageSafe("localStorage"); var safeSession = makeStorageSafe("sessionStorage"); function isInAppBrowser() { return /FBAN|FBAV|Instagram|Messenger|Line\/|Snapchat|TikTok/i.test(navigator.userAgent || ""); } function isDevelopmentPreview() { return /^(?:terminal\.local|localhost|127\.0\.0\.1)$/i.test(window.location.hostname || ""); } function recoveryCopy(mode) { if (mode === "offline") { return { title: "YOU'RE OFFLINE", detail: "Reconnect to the internet, then reload Mikey's Arcade." }; } if (mode === "slow") { return { title: "ARCADE IS TAKING LONGER", detail: "The phone did not finish loading the game controls. Reload for a fresh copy." }; } return { title: "LET'S RELOAD THE ARCADE", detail: "An older game file was still open on this phone. A fresh reload will reconnect the controls." }; } function showRecoveryPanel(mode) { if (isDevelopmentPreview()) return; function render() { if (document.getElementById(PANEL_ID) || root.dataset.arcadeClientReady === "true") return; var copy = recoveryCopy(mode); var panel = document.createElement("section"); panel.id = PANEL_ID; panel.className = "arcade-startup-recovery"; panel.setAttribute("role", "alert"); panel.setAttribute("aria-live", "assertive"); panel.innerHTML = '

' + '' + '

MIKEY\'S ARCADE

' + '

' + '' + '

' + '' + 'BACK TO ARCADE' + '

' + 'If this opened inside Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, TikTok, or a text-message preview, choose “Open in browser” and use Chrome or Safari.' + '

'; panel.querySelector("h1").textContent = copy.title; panel.querySelector("strong").textContent = copy.detail; var browserHelp = panel.querySelector(".arcade-startup-browser-help"); if (browserHelp && isInAppBrowser()) browserHelp.classList.add("is-visible"); var reloadButton = panel.querySelector("[data-arcade-reload]"); if (reloadButton) { reloadButton.addEventListener("click", function () { var nextUrl = new URL(window.location.href); nextUrl.searchParams.set(RELOAD_PARAMETER, String(Date.now())); window.location.replace(nextUrl.toString()); }); }

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